Hiking, Travelling and Dreaming

This was intended to be my thoughts on travelling, but I'll have to tame my wanderlust for a while longer....

Friday, November 26, 2004

What is a fag hag??

-a woman who likes to spend time with homosexual men (freesearch.com)
-A (usually straight) woman who socializes extensively with gay men. (gayworcester.ukf.net)
a woman who is attracted to male homosexuals (amazinginfoonhomosexuals.com)

According to urbandictionary.com

You Are A True Fag Hag If...

-You are a straight girl who has a best friend who is gay and spends a lot of time together
-You would rather go to a gay club than a straight club (Sky)
-Your fag gave you your own drag name
-You know all the gay guys at the local gay bar
-You fag takes you shopping for mac makeup and then puts it on you
-Your hair and makeup are always flawless
-You dress up in his drag gear on saturday night or dress in drag together
-You even dance with all the fags on stage when Britney Spears comes on (never)
-You learned to vouge from watching your fag
-You fall in love with your fag (which is a bad thing) (Is it really a bad thing??)
-You try to convert your fag (this will only ruin your relationship with him)
And lastly... you find your self not being able to live without him because you have so much fun with him. (Christmas is coming)

It seems you can get different defintions depending where you look. My mom (an ex fag hag) once told me that in her time fag hags were women that preyed upon gay men because straight guys wouldn't look at them. Well I'm pretty sure that times have changed!!

Ooooh rotty, we're going out tanzen with Terrence Lawrence!! It's been so long since I've gone out with him. I'm still Mercury's fag hag but I'm trying to move on... hehe


At 4:36 PM, Blogger Kikiquela said...

i worked for a gay theatre group once but never had a problem re straight men. i disagree that a lot of fag hags cant get straight guys to look at them. your mom was going out with your dad and did not want to look for another guy so hung out with her gay boss. cool. be happy dont worry

At 9:41 PM, Blogger Jeremy Brendan said...

I think this Kikiquela character is our mother. She mentioned "painful moonlight" in reference to one of my poems.

Yeah, it's her.




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